hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry
|—||Hayley Williams (via neavou)|
Imagine pirate!England. Age sixteen. Approaching one of Spain’s merchant ships that he’s just captured. He walks up to the captain of the ship and points his sword at the man’s throat.
And just as he’s proclaiming his victory, his voice jumps up three octaves.
Damn you puberty.
The world needs more badass Canada~
There is literally nothing that makes me happier about the NA bros than Canada being the protective one.
oops I drew an otp
When Will finds a new dog…